Define: Crusty

crusty [ˈkrʌstɪ]

adj crustier, crustiest

 having or characterized by a crust, esp having a thick crust, rough

If you looked up crusty in the dictionary you would see a picture of this buffet-

This is a piece I found for a custom job. 

It is turning out so NOT crusty. :) 

PS. Does anyone else get perturbed when people leave gorgeous furniture (such as above) out in the rain and elements?

Seriously.   

We have the regular police.

We have fashion police. 

We need some "don't leave great furniture outside" police. 

Those found guilty of such a heinous crime will be made to clamp and glue such abandoned pieces.